Lazy Luddite Log

29.3.06

Advertising

Sometimes I think there is an advertising agent possessing my mind. Stupid advertising slogans will just come to me. Here is one...

Mocha: The power of coffee with the pleasure of chocolate!

Sometimes I go further and conceive of products whose design is dictated by a particular advertising slogan (e.g. the reverse of common sense). Consider this...

The mission statement of Herevale Shopping Plaza can be conveyed in just three short words: Fun... Food... Fashion... We have even designed the Herevale Shopping Plaza so that it becomes the living embodiment of this philosophy! Three distinct arcades form a massive triangular formation. Each arcade is filled with specialty shops dedicated to one of the three pillars of the Herevale Shopping Plaza mission: Fun... Food... Fashion... Then at the three intersections of the arcades we have a cinema and food court (Fun Meets Food) a supermarket (Food Meets Fashion) and a department store (Fashion Meets Fun). At Herevale Shopping Plaza you the customer can always find what you want - just say 'Fun... Food... Fashion...'

Phew! I can almost feel a tiny pony-tail growing at the back of my scalp. Gotta go get some scissors...

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